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| Why Fishing Is Better Than Making Love* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good
- If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
- And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
- In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
- If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
 | Last edited by Mike on 06/23/06 | |
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| X Marks The SpotTwo morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?!
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| CFLFR HumorSaw some traffic coming to the site from Poland in our stats and it made me wonder, what would you call someone from Poland perusing the Central Florida Fishing Report?
A Fishing Pol!
| | Last edited by Terry on 06/23/06 | |
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| 3 Day Trip3 men and a woman go fishing offshore for 3 days. The guys caught some nice keepers and had big smiles on their faces. Can you tell me what the woman caught?? A Red Snapper! - Mako
| | Originally contributed by Mako on 08/31/08
Last edited by Mako on 09/01/08 | |
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| Redneck SeagullWhat is red, black and white and rolls off the end of the pier?? A redneck and a seagull fighting over bait
| | Originally contributed by Mako on 08/31/08
Last edited by Mako on 09/01/08 | |
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